This one is dedicated to a student, Komal, who is a huge “One Direction” fan (and not the kind of one-direction fan you can buy at Home Depot).

I make these jokes to her whenever I see her, so I thought I would share one with everyone else. Enjoy!

As I was leaving the library one day, I spotted an SUV called the Isuzu Axiom. Apparently it’s been around for a while, but this was the first time I’d seen one. Anyway, it had such a mathematical name – “axiom” – that I knew there had to be a joke somewhere. Well, this is what I came up with. Enjoy!